We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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