I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize