I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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