My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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