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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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