I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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