guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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