Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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