is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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