yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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