ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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