He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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