whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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