I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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