I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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