We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
