I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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