Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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