I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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