We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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