ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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