I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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