Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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