I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
my liver is dry heaving
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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