let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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