come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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