Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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