If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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