at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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