He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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