She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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