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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.

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(816): View more from Missouri

At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday

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(707): View more from California

Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.

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(904): View more from Florida

There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.

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(951): View more from California

AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

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I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love

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