The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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