tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I didn't notice because vodka
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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