who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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