I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
third nipple confirmed
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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