im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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