when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
