you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize