Just fell off a train. Bad.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
dude. I can hear the air.
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