i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can text with my tongue
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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