No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
this boner is exhausting
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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