And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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