You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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