Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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