Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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