the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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