I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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