there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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