Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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