I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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