the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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