She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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