This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
a search helicopter?!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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