Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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