Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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