If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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